Something’s Rotten In Denmark—But It’s Not Greenland, Part 1

The Donald struck another blow for world peace, albeit inadvertently, when he became infatuated with the world’s largest iceberg, albeit one that was teeming with green meadows when the Vikings—who definitely were not color-blind—colonized it in the late 9th century. We don’t exactly blame Denmark’s prime minister for dismissing Trump’s offer to “buy” Greenland as “absurd”, […]